I think it has teen choice award (or raspberry) written all over it. true?
Jack’s Throwdown
Get ready for the throwdown
Jack style
So get ready for the throw up
And a smile
The proverb once said
That the turtle…it beat the hare
But this ass don’t care
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
Life ain’t all that – you know
Just ask Ne-mo
It’s about fish n chips
Not ships…or rafts
So don’t be daft
Give a poop
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
Tis better to burn out than to fadeaway…and I say yeay
But while neil young rocks the free... world
Those in need, are right here….world
It’s time to give a poop. Y
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
I’m like Mateese Ya-who….Mateese…. who? Mateese what? Mateese where….when
And it’s a new day
And from the middle-ish of the continent
And coast to coast, this semite-ish ass is gonna have you say….
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
Jack digs an Audi R8 with the V12 diesel
Throw in an Escalade Hybrid
Save the spinners for Spreewell
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
Like Will.I.Am
I am Jack
Like Aug….man
Jack runs…. man
Jack’s like a rebel with many a cause - man
So watch out for Jack’s hoof type paws - man
He ain’t no hack and he’s here to stay
Jack is back and he’s here to play
But more importantly he’s here to have you saaaaaaaaay
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
Jacks out of cred but has the street cred
And the ink…it’s fly
Not like a lower back butterfly….
Above your pooper
The place where you expel gas…
Which rhymes with…
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
So open some gates
And find dollah dollah Bill Gates
He all about chari-ty
But he ain’t never heard of me…
Jack and Uncle Bill – out of the stars
And into the world on the same day
That’s just happy…happy gay
So Bill…. yo….throw Jack a bill…yo
Or a bone….yo…Just pick up the landline, the batphone or your iPhone when jack say….
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
So cross some bridges
And send this to Bo and the Dude Bridges
Send this to yo dude…my dude…jack’s dude…flea’s dude
Just make sure they hear you say…..
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
So pick up your stuff and get to the Port – man
And send this to Natalie Port-maaaan
She completes Jack
Said without a hack
And much like Jack,
She is time-less
The opposite of this – which is somewhat rhyme-less
(but only if she’s down with dogs….snoop – you also Jack’s dawg)
But that’s ok…..
This ass gives a poop
It’s the new proverb
Jack gives a poop
This ass gives a poop
This ass gives a poop. Regularly.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.